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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

Photo 30 Jul 2,226 notes nintendontdodrugs:

Healthy eating.


fidelity-of-kin
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jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Photo 30 Jul 3,651 notes skindeeptales:

Danielle Rose

skindeeptales:

Danielle Rose

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highlyflammableman:

muffystopheles:

odd-otaku:

zeroshift:

three goddesses

Holy Trinity

You forgot one other purple haired goddess

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Ahem.  I believe we’re forgetting a couple…

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jesuswearingcrocs said: I'll gladly play magic with you!

horsejesus:

Do not play Magic with people like me. 
I will help you draw cards, and give you tokens, and life, andcrib swap creatures that threaten you, so that you never think I’m about to win.I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when hivemind and forced fruition will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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nekomimikat:

robotic-purple-tiger:

I needed this right now

Pleb.

(Source: unamusedsloth)

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deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

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4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

(Source: raiseusfromperdition)

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